Favourite John Hughes Movies Lines

[notsosilentbob]

gotta start with this one from planes trains and automobiles

Receptionist: Welcome to Marathon... May I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Receptionist: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping the f**king dumb ass smile off your rosey f**king cheeks - and then you can get me a f**king automobile. A f**king Datsun, a f**king Toyota, a f**king Musting, a f**king Buick... four f**king wheels and a seat.
Receptionist: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f**king nowhere with f**king keys to a f**king car that isn't f**king there. And I really didn't care to f**king walk down a f**king highway and across a f**king runway to get back here to have you smile at my f**king face. I want a f**king car... right... f**king... NOW!
Receptionist: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Receptionist: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Receptionist: You're f**ked.

[notsosilentbob]

Planes, trains and automobiles

NEAL: "Del?"
DEL: "Huh?"
NEAL: "Why did you kiss my ear?"
DEL: "Why are you holding my hand?"
NEAL: "Where's your other hand?"
DEL: "Between two pillows."
NEAL: "Those aren't pillows!!!"
DEL & NEAL: "AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

[Detomah]

I get the feeling this thread may be lost on some of the young TF folk... But you are talking about my all time favourite director and set of movies here....

Anyhoo, 4 in one go from me to start (only 2 movies though) and first has to be a Duckie quote, simply because i'm such a Two and a Half Men fan at the mo:

Pretty in Pink Quote
Andie: You know your talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

Ferris Bueller Quote
Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, ****s, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Oh and a little snippet from said film:
Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Ferris Once More:
"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Ok, will give someone else a chance...