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Old 13-12-2003, 17:10   #1 (permalink)
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My uncle paul sent me this its good lol

>Little Bruce was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the
>children what their fathers did for a living.
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>All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, mechanic
>etc. Bruce was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
>him about his father.
>"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
>in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go
>out with a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the arse."
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>The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
>and then took little Bruce aside to ask him,
>"Is that really true about your father?"
>"No," said Bruce, "my father plays rugby for Australia but I was just too
>embarrassed to say."
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Old 13-12-2003, 17:16   #2 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2003, 17:17   #3 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2003, 17:41   #4 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2003, 17:42   #5 (permalink)
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lol very nice ^^
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Old 13-12-2003, 17:50   #6 (permalink)
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Nice...:rolleyes:
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Old 13-12-2003, 17:50   #7 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2003, 18:01   #8 (permalink)
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Nice joke, want to hear one of mine ?

Whats the best thing about ****ing 28 year olds ?


Due to the nature of my joke I can't actually tell you the punchline, but if you've heard it before I'm sure you get it
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Old 13-12-2003, 18:12   #9 (permalink)
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heh, i heard the exact same joke, but with the english cricket team as the punchline
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Old 13-12-2003, 18:12   #10 (permalink)
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theres 20 of em :x
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Old 13-12-2003, 19:02   #11 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2003, 20:42   #12 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2003, 20:44   #13 (permalink)
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hehe
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Old 13-12-2003, 20:53   #14 (permalink)
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Old 13-12-2003, 21:59   #15 (permalink)
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Originally posted by John Crichton
Nice joke, want to hear one of mine ?

Whats the best thing about ****ing 28 year olds ?


Due to the nature of my joke I can't actually tell you the punchline, but if you've heard it before I'm sure you get it
I know I will regret this but I don't get it

Well I take it the **** is f'in but I am still not sure
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Old 13-12-2003, 22:04   #16 (permalink)
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There are twenty 8 year olds.

You with me now ? i am being vauge as well I hate making someone have to warn me to behave lol.
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Old 13-12-2003, 22:18   #17 (permalink)
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There are twenty 8 year olds.

You with me now ? i am being vauge as well I hate making someone have to warn me to behave lol.
Its been said on here b4, no 1 minded then Oo
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Old 13-12-2003, 22:27   #18 (permalink)
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:lol: quite funny

JC i get that joke now never got it b4
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Old 14-12-2003, 18:18   #19 (permalink)
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i dont get the joke
i thought australia were quite good at rugby, they almost won didnt they?

but if u mean just in general that he plays rugby and the kids embarassed then, ok i get it i think
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i dont get the joke
i thought australia were quite good at rugby, they almost won didnt they?

but if u mean just in general that he plays rugby and the kids embarassed then, ok i get it i think
Maybe the kids in england? then hed be embarassed cos england won.... Oo
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