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Old 22-05-2007, 20:18   #1 (permalink)
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It's late at night, and George Bush is sitting at the kitchen table at
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" well.." groans the president, in disappointment

" i'm trying to do do this tiger picture puzzle, but i can't get any of the pieces to fit"

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Old 22-05-2007, 21:03   #2 (permalink)
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Old 22-05-2007, 21:09   #3 (permalink)
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It's late at night, and George Bush is sitting at the kitchen table at
the white house, the first lady walks in and asks
him what he's up to at such a late hour,

" well.." groans the president, in disappointment

" i'm trying to do do this tiger picture puzzle, but i can't get any of the pieces to fit"

the first lady walks over to the table, and groans in disbelief:

"oh george...put the frosties back in the box and come to bed..."

excellent, only its soooo true
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Old 22-05-2007, 22:07   #4 (permalink)
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Old 22-05-2007, 22:29   #5 (permalink)
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Old 22-05-2007, 23:32   #6 (permalink)
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Old 23-05-2007, 01:38   #7 (permalink)
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omg i thought it was going to be a tony tiger jigsaw until i actually completed it!
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Old 23-05-2007, 01:42   #8 (permalink)
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well it changes every day so you never know, i just did it too but it changed again now.
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Old 23-05-2007, 11:20   #9 (permalink)
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Old 23-05-2007, 11:23   #10 (permalink)
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Old 23-05-2007, 11:30   #11 (permalink)
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Old 23-05-2007, 11:45   #12 (permalink)
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omg i never saw the solve button, i just sat there and did it, next thing i knew it was 2am, and i had to get up at 7:30 for work...

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After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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