How Not To Write A Cv

[notsosilentbob]

These excerpts were compiled from actual cv's.

"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well
as cockroaches."

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my
employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."

"Physical disabilities include minor allergies to house cats
and Mongolian sheep."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain
operation."

"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every
morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"Work Experience: Dealing with customer conflicts that arouse."

[TheHowling]

When doing a C.V. its always best to get a second opinion and someone who understands the language you speak

funny thread

[Pauks]

i might put that into a CV and send it off, see what response i get . Chance of response: 0.00333%...recurring of course

pauks~

[DarkRyu]

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

i like this one the best lol