Condom Brand - Not What You Think!

[DarkRyu]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing./Enjoy!.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Eeeuww!!.....)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart

Someone sent me them in one of the chain mail things and I thought some were funny, see if you can come up with a few more

[Cintaria]

Visa Condoms - Enjoy Life's Opportunities
Sony - Like No Other
Heinz - At home with Heinz

[Wedgy]

Hah made me laugh

[Harv]

A few more:-

"Be the first to know" ~ CNN Condoms
"If you don't get it, you don't get it." ~ The Washington Post Condoms
"If it's on, it's in." ~ Radio Times Condoms
"You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world" ~ WINS Radio Condoms
"Connecting people." ~ Nokia Condoms
"Now You're Playing With Power!" ~ Nintendo Condoms
"Sense and Simplicity" ~ Philips Condoms
"Touching is good!" ~ Nintendo DS Condoms
"Dude, you're getting a Dell" ~ Dell Condoms
"Intel inside" ~ Intel Condoms
"[It's] so easy to use, no wonder it's number one" ~ AOL Condoms
"Multimedia You Can Use" ~ Apple Computer Condoms
"Once you go Mac. You'll never go back" ~ Apple Computer Condoms
"Rip. Mix. Burn" ~ Apple Computer Condoms
"Think outside the box" ~ Apple Computer Condoms
"Where do you want to go today?" ~ Microsoft Condoms (may contain bugs)
"Hello boys" ~ Playtex Wonderbra Condoms
"It takes a licking and keeps on ticking." ~ Timex Condoms
"Betcha can't eat just one" ~ Lay's Condoms
"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." ~ Perdue Condoms
"Nowt taken out" ~ Allinsons Condoms
"There's always room for J-E-L-L-O", Jell-O Condoms
"You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife" ~ Country Life Condoms
"Aldo knows what women like." ~ Asti Spumante Condoms
"Tastes Great. Less Filling" ~ Miller Lite Condoms
"Good to the last drop." ~ Maxwell House Condoms
"Do the Dew" ~ Mountain Dew Condoms
"Made in Scotland from girders" ~ Irn Bru Condoms
"You know when you've been Tango'd" ~ Tango Condoms
"Bet you can't eat three" ~ Shredded Wheat Condoms
"Not too heavy, not too light, its just right!" ~ Kellogs Condoms
"All because the lady loves Milk Tray" ~ Cadbury's Condoms
"I liked it so much, I bought the company." ~ Remington Condoms

[dazman23]

lol not seen some of them in ages