Jam Making

26-06-2003, 21:55

Just as a bit of useless information and seeing as im bored i thought i would put up a recepie for Jam that me and some friends came up with

Ingredients:

1 Pint Glass
250g of Jelly Babies
Vodka
Absinthe
Southern Comfort

Method:

Put Jelly babies in Pint Glass

Microwave on full power for about 5 mins or untill JellyBabies are partially melted.

Pour Vodka, Absinthe, Southern Comfort into pint glasS according to taste.

Stirr Well

Microwave on full power for 2 mins then stir again

Repeat previous step until you have black liquid goo.

Put in freezer or Fridge untill the consistency is same as Jam.

Serving Suggestion

Thickly spread on toast

Anyone else got some interesting recepies for me to try out??

Sean · 26-06-2003, 22:00

Yeah my grand parents make jam aswell..oh..wait..

No sugar?

26-06-2003, 22:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfy
Yeah my grand parents make jam aswell..oh..wait..

No sugar?

Jelly Babies are pretty much 100% sugar

First time i ever gto really drunk eating toast lol.

llll · 26-06-2003, 22:04

recipe for bovril...

1 tin of black treacle
22 tablespoons of salt
7 oxo beef cubes (crumbled)

put all the ingredients in a bowl and mix with a spoon for 5 minutes...pour contents into an empty bovril jar and its ready ooooooooo

salmon · 26-06-2003, 22:05

Quote:

Originally posted by SolidB
Jelly Babies are pretty much 100% sugar

First time i ever gto really drunk eating toast lol.

that was little solid's fresher's week food lol

and the first thing i ever said to my son: "hi im salmon i like ice cream" hehehehe its true

Stevey666 · 26-06-2003, 22:13

SolidB that rocks

Angellll, or you could just buy bovril

llll · 26-06-2003, 22:23

noooo its nicer homemade

Mankind · 26-06-2003, 22:30

Erm...the alcohol would boil in the microwave..

26-06-2003, 22:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Squalion
Erm...the alcohol would boil in the microwave..

Some of it boiled off but just added more and more till all the jellybabies were melted.

26-06-2003, 22:32

walk down to the shop pick up jam buy walk back to house put on toast

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26-06-2003, 22:47

lol >.<

marie · 27-06-2003, 00:05

I would make that black jelly and then hope it set rock hard after shaping it into something phallus like.

Then I'd make Squal lick it. Several times. On camera.

NooB · 27-06-2003, 00:30

wtf is that link to it made my pc crash, last time i vist this forum.

Klasnikov · 27-06-2003, 00:32

Alcohol

there's something i havn't had in a while.

I hear melting mars bars and mixing it with vodka is nice, but i could never melt the ****ing mars cos of the caramel.

Stevey666 · 27-06-2003, 00:34

Quote:

Originally posted by Stevo
Alcohol there's something i havn't had in a while.

I hear melting mars bars and mixing it with vodka is nice, but i could never melt the ****ing mars cos of the caramel.

put it into a pan fool

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meris · 27-06-2003, 00:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Forge
moped boy, removev link ro i ban yuo

oO tad harsh, only opened my cd drives :x no harm in that

Stevey666 · 27-06-2003, 00:37

Quote:

Originally posted by meris
oO tad harsh, only opened my cd drives :x no harm in that

Crashed my computer and that other guys, umm, NooB's.

>:E

meris · 27-06-2003, 00:38

Quote:

Originally posted by Stevey666
Crashed my computer and that other guys, umm, NooB's.

>:E

u got sucky computer ^^

Mankind · 27-06-2003, 00:40

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omg so 1337 lol, btw, didn't even work

MaKo · 27-06-2003, 01:15

And people said we didnt need a recipe forum.