Company Condom Slogans..

[smoove]

Imagine if all companys made condoms and kept there same slogan? It would match perfectly wid most

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike condoms - just do it

Peugeot Condoms - for the ride of your life

Galaxy condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC condoms - finger licking good

Minstrel condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway condoms - lightening the load

Abbey National condoms - because life's complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms - the real thing

Ever Ready condoms - keep going & going

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms - home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride, go wide

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Flash condoms! - Just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work.

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very, very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter

Ronseal quick drying condoms - it’s dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim

Heineken condoms - reaches the parts that other condoms just can't reach

Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condoms in the world

Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the one with the hole in the middle (a very poor seller!)

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[Naruto]

lmao some of those are wicked

[Stee]

was more funny the first time i heard them =z

[meris]

anyone seen the new durex ad? saw it during matrix and i crakced up cos it went in well with the cinema theme as it said "coming soon" on a big black screen then a few secs later it said "but not too soon" then showed a pic of the durex box lol!

[Muzza]

Originally posted by _97Percent
was more funny the first time i heard them =z

Microsoft - Where do you want to do it today ?

Phillips - Lets make things safer

IBM - Solutions for a small penis

British Airways - The worlds favorite protection




lalala i made these up.... prolly why they're not funny =/


EDIT - oooooh lol thought of a new one !!!


Legend Of Mir Condom - Guaranteed, no patches

[EIUltima]

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Heinz Condoms - 57 Varieties



sheesh, i could go on forever.... think i'll stop now

[Unk]

lol i got some cool slogans in an e-mail today about national condom week or something o_O
they're not the same type as your slogans but here they are anyway

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, ! VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

[smoove]

Originally posted by Unk
lol i got some cool slogans in an e-mail today about national condom week or something o_O
they're not the same type as your slogans but here they are anyway

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT W!ILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, ! VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

Lol /me adds to site

[Merlin]

class pure class lol

[Unk]

Originally posted by Stand-Alone
Lol /me adds to site

Originally posted by Stand-Alone
Ronseal quick drying condoms - it’s dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

funny lists

[Buttons]

lmao nice lists