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1. A still tongue lives in a wise head.
2. You have two eyes, two ears and one mouth, use them in the same proportion (20%)
3. Never argue with a fool, others may not know the difference.
4. Only the truly intellegent people are capable of making fools of themselves.
5. Empathy is only sympathy with the pity taken out.
6. Better a little late in this world, than early in the next.
7. An ounce on the lips is a pound on the hips.
8. A future mother-law's photo and spending habits are sound indicators for the future.
9. Man has nothing to fear, only fear itself.
10. Be careful who you tread on, on the way up, you will meet them on the way down.
11. A moral cowerd will make friends, a moral hero is on his / her own.
12. We are all mad, it's only our individual ability that controls it.
13. Yesterday is history, tomorows a mystery, today is a gift.
14. The past is only the future with the lights on.
15. We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
16 Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
17 Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
18 Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
19 Contentment is the best face lift.
20 Chocolate, men, coffee - all must be rich.
21 Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
22 Only the wisest and the stupidest of men and woman never change.
23 The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
24 The best mind-altering drug is truth.
25 If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
26 To recognise the existance of our weaknesses creates space for our strengths to grow.
27 It does not pay to 'turn over stones' and reveal secrets, adders live under some.
28 itz a pore mind that kan onlee finde wun wey ov speleen fings.
Last edited by Bilko; 01-04-2009 at 15:40..
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I might start saying that to my boss everytime im late and see how it takes him to explode
As an old retired manager myself, you aint got no chance on that one pal, he or she will know it because they have probably used it themselves in an earlier part of their career Best of luck though, I ONCE got away with it Please let us know how you get on with it. Good advice, if you're late for work, apologise profusely, I know I fell for all number of sob storys several times and only realised I'd been conned afterwards
As an old retired manager myself, you aint got no chance on that one pal, he or she will know it because they have probably used it themselves in an earlier part of their career Best of luck though, I ONCE got away with it Please let us know how you get on with it. Good advice, if you're late for work, apologise profusely, I know I fell for all number of sob storys several times and only realised I'd been conned afterwards
As an old retired manager myself, you aint got no chance on that one pal, he or she will know it because they have probably used it themselves in an earlier part of their career Best of luck though, I ONCE got away with it Please let us know how you get on with it. Good advice, if you're late for work, apologise profusely, I know I fell for all number of sob storys several times and only realised I'd been conned afterwards
I once told a manager when asked, that i was late because i have a "medical condition" thinking it obvious that i was being facetious. However they seemed to either believe it or gave up on me and rarely again asked me why i was late, if they did id just say "sorry, medical condition!". I never did bother thinking what id say if asked what the medical condition was.
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Best of luck though, I ONCE got away with it 
Please let us know how you get on with it. Good advice, if you're late for work, apologise profusely, I know I fell for all number of sob storys several times and only realised I'd been conned afterwards 
I give in, is that when we end up with "egg on our face" 
MEEEOWWW.!!!!......
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