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Old 20-02-2008, 11:54   #1 (permalink)
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1. Ask her to dance.

2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.

3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.

4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.

5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.

6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.

7. Call her when you’re feeling sad.

8. Kiss her eyelids.

9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.

10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.

11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately.

12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.

13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.

14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl.

15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it.

16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car.

17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.

18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.

19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

20. Call her just before you get on the plane.

21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.

22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down.

23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game.

24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back.

25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice.

26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.

27. Worship her breasts.

28. Give her jewellery.

29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)

30. Ask her specific questions about her work.

31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.

32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.

33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.

34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.

35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.

36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip.

37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realise is broken.

38. Notice when she’s wearing something new.

39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.

40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies.

41. If she’s too stressed to want sex...
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle.

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I do most of that list...
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Old 20-02-2008, 12:00   #2 (permalink)
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42. Push her into a blast furnace.
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Old 20-02-2008, 16:00   #3 (permalink)
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12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs.


27. Worship her breasts.


35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.


39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
Is it just me or did those not really fit with the others?
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Old 20-02-2008, 16:05   #4 (permalink)
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Old 20-02-2008, 16:09   #5 (permalink)
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I thought that too Allanon, as for the rest either they done something wrong and feeling guilty or after something,
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Old 21-02-2008, 15:01   #7 (permalink)
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Andy does no. 27 a lot!! but I dont like them... they are showing their age now pmsl
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Old 21-02-2008, 16:06   #8 (permalink)
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Old 21-02-2008, 16:11   #9 (permalink)
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You can't do much else but laugh hun when gravity takes it hold lol We can't afford boob jobs sadly.
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I understand the physics, it's the acronym I'm having trouble with... What do the letters stand for?
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pmsl = Pissing My Self Laughing

I wouldn't mind having some guy do those for me O.O
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I wouldn't mind having some guy do those for me O.O
piss on you laughing? O.O
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