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Old 19-02-2008, 22:52   #1 (permalink)
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these
excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.
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Old 19-02-2008, 23:20   #2 (permalink)
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Old 20-02-2008, 01:26   #3 (permalink)
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Old 20-02-2008, 05:39   #4 (permalink)
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i was half expecting some sort of semi serious disscusion
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Old 20-02-2008, 09:55   #5 (permalink)
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:42   #6 (permalink)
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only took me half a year to find this gag , was worth the wait tho lol
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:54   #7 (permalink)
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only took me half a year to find this gag , was worth the wait tho lol
lmao, well bumped, I hadn't read this one either... Classic.
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reminds me of a missionary's story i read about the AIDS fight in Africa,
they went to a backwater tribal village, and demonstrated how to use a condom
by putting one over a stick from a tree,
the missionary left the villagers with a generous supply of free condoms,

2 months later the missionary returned to the village, to see hundreds
of short pieces of condom covered sticks and twigs adorning the huts and hung around
villager's necks,
they beleived they were being protected by powerful 'white man magic'

thick sods lol.
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reminds me of a missionary's story i read about the AIDS fight in Africa,
they went to a backwater tribal village, and demonstrated how to use a condom
by putting one over a stick from a tree,
the missionary left the villagers with a generous supply of free condoms,

2 months later the missionary returned to the village, to see hundreds
of short pieces of condom covered sticks and twigs adorning the huts and hung around
villager's necks,
they beleived they were being protected by powerful 'white man magic'

thick sods lol.
Not really "thick", just unfamiliar with them. Not quite the same thing.
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