Big brother written by ME *Honestly this time :P*

Sean · 11-02-2003, 18:07

More scenarios

All the contestants from the last show come again for a remake of the big brother what rose ratings beyond **** night XxX.

After much time trying to find Klasnikov they decide to use Puratech

Day one

Puratech immediately comes onto Elfy like glue onto stick, litteraly. They other contestants don’t see them for 5 hours while hidden cameras focus inside the room they retreated into, sadly big brother decided not to show it as it was too explicit.

Day two

Lattina is extremely happy as Elfy and puratech are not hetrosexual *******s and took great pleasure using her bannnana on the both of them, Once again Elfy being a lazy, selfish, smelly git eats 20% of the weeks food supply within the day, and was caught using one of the chickens as a ass whipe.

Day three

Trace has decided she doesn’t like the look of puratech, and claims hes a dangerous influence for the rest of the big brother house, she goes to everyone about it and shows people Elfys mistreated ass as it was not in a good state from the first day, and that he could be more of a danger. Ratings go up and the big brother pyschoglist explains to people that trace obviously likes Elfys ass to have such a big picture of it.

Day four

The housemates are finally set there first task, they have to give Elfy a bath and maintain a nice smell for longer than 2 hours, Elfy only agrees after much debate that Surberous and Puratech should be the only ones to do the honours, the ladies agree as they didn’t want anything to do with it. However they only have 70 tonnes of soap showergel bubble bath and 500 tubs of water, Big brother states that is impossible to wash anyone of Elfys smell of such mess. 50% of the food is at risk and 40 has already been used by Elfy.

Day five

The task is a massive failure, Elfy only smelt nice for the first 5 mins, Lattina says she should of used her “special brand” of soap.

Day Six

Surberous gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day

Day Seven

Once again the big brother team are asked too debate about sex, after many cans of cider trace asks Lattina to spank her on the ass like she always wanted, and Elfy and puratech once again end up in a “session”,

Day Eight

The big brother pyschoglist shows lattina spanking trace as a major chatecter devolpment, he doesn’t mention the 1000000000000000% rise in viewing polls, and once again the “session” puratech and Elfy was too much

Day Nine

The day to nominate is today, Puratech asks everybody if he is liked, trace tells him what she thinks of him, Puratech slaps trace silly,

Elfy learning from Klasnikov told everybody they have been a true family to him and that he loves everyone of them, Suprisingly no one votes for Elfy or puratech, and once again Trace is first to leave along side Lattina. The rest voted for Surberous and Leia seemed to disappear without a trace on the first day o_O(Yes I forgot)

Day Ten

The public nominate lattina out because no one likes a pushy lesbian.

Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Trace's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Trace has to make do without the whip she requested. Trace is visibly depressed and is comforted by Surberous, who tries to touch her on her Boobies.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Surberous touching Traces Boobies over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Elfy refuses to run because his Bannana hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Elfy finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Trace calls Elfy a lazy Bannana.

Yes that bit is copied from the first one leave me be