This was done at another forum (*gasp*) and here are some of their best responses:
Note that in America, potatoes are associated with the Irish...
"Traffic in Dublin was at a standstill today when the Elderly Meals on Wheels Van had an accident and lost the residents breakfast, lunch and dinner!"
"As the officer pulled the driver from the crash, it was apparent that the driver wasn't mashed."
"Ireland's military intelligence branch, G-2, has become gravely concerned about a recent spate of car bombings they are attributing to an increase in activity of the Irish Al-Qaeda."
"When Leprechauns Attack - Fridays on Fox."
"The answer to the age old question-How Polish Vodka is made!!"
"Poster for new movie-Attack of the killer potatoes!!"
"Mr and Mr. Potato Head are delighted to announce the arrival of their 1,157 new little “spuds”, who were born in an emergency spudectomy delivery on January 8th, 2008. The spuds weighed in at 728lbs. Mother, father, and spudlings are all doing great!"
As seen on TV:
The potato delivery truck driver's wife had no idea what happened until she heard...
The secret ingredient for tonight's

is Pota... (director whispers something in host's ear)
...nanigoto? (...more whispers...) You saw horrible picture? (...) They were EVERYWHERE? (...) Mechi Baka, now what? What do we have in storage? (...) Kuso, we're on the air...off with you silly Baka!!!
(Clears throat...)
The secret ingredient for tonight's challenge is PEPPERS!!!
