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Old 14-05-2008, 10:04   #1 (permalink)
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Old 15-05-2008, 00:25   #2 (permalink)
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That is a nice car.
I would have some hair on my ears in exchange for that.
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Old 15-05-2008, 08:21   #3 (permalink)
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That is a nice car.
I would have some hair on my ears in exchange for that.
Yeah, gotta agree, sacrificed would be made in exchange for that gorgeous looking car.
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Old 15-05-2008, 08:28   #4 (permalink)
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Thats class!! nice car though.
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Old 15-05-2008, 11:54   #5 (permalink)
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wow that car is sexy O_O
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Old 15-05-2008, 12:49   #6 (permalink)
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Old 15-05-2008, 16:00   #7 (permalink)
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am i weird cos that car doesn't do anything for me

give me my old clapped out corsa any day
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Old 15-05-2008, 16:23   #8 (permalink)
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I never get these man-hating lesbian jokes, surely what the joke implies is that women are ****s and will screw any guy if hes rich and got a nice car?

What car is it btw, looks like one of the track only models?
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Old 15-05-2008, 16:47   #9 (permalink)
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What car is it btw, looks like one of the track only models?
It's a prototype as far as I can google. So may never even be made
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Old 16-05-2008, 00:03   #10 (permalink)
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Old 16-05-2008, 07:53   #11 (permalink)
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I never get these man-hating lesbian jokes, surely what the joke implies is that women are ****s and will screw any guy if hes rich and got a nice car?
unfortunately there are such shallow wrenches out there that believe in this..
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Old 16-05-2008, 09:16   #12 (permalink)
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