You Maybe
Otaku If....
..you always want to start reading an english book from the right.
..you name your children after your favorite anime character.
..you remember when your favourite anime character's birthday is but have forgotten your partner's/parents'/own
..the first Japanese words you learned to read Were "Start", "Continue", "Option", and "Memory Card".
..you remember all the words to your favourite anime theme in Japanese.
..you ever see a guy having a nosebleed, you immediately assume he's been having some dirty thoughts about some poor girl.
..you take out insurance against attacks by A) giant monster, B) robot, or C) partially mysterious apocalypse.
..you want to build your very own super robot, if only to take to the local supermarket to do some shopping.
..you've met a person with green hair and it never dawned on you until a few hours later that it might be dyed.
..you think that "sorry, I had a light case of anemia" is a valid excuse for a normal person not meeting up with you.
..you believe that you can see the aura of fighting spirit around certain people.
..you can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied.
..you go by the name of your favorite anime in the real world and correct your mother when she calls you by the name she gave you.
..you buy a samurai sword and train yourself in preperation for the war between your familly and another's just to clame their land. and then write an entire manga series baced on your expierience.
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