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Originally Posted by Eraserhead
"ATTENTION!
We don't want any double glazing
We dont require any religious instruction
We have not got any free shit to give away
No, we are not giving away that "scrap" car in our garden
And NO I do not want to change my fucking electricity provider
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My neighbour has a notice similar to this that she bought, she's had it on her porch door for about 10yrs now and doesn't have any junk mail, hawkers etc. If anyone does choose to ignore it she tells them they look like an educated person when they reply with a thank you she just says "perhaps I could suggest nightschool for reading lessons" or "I know of a good optician that may be able to help you" points to the notice and shuts the door.
I've disabled my doorbell and my children and grandchildren ring when they are setting off from home to come see me. I know the day and time the milkman calls for his money so if anyone else knocks I suddenly find myself with selective hearing
