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Eraserhead · 16-07-2008, 16:52

Me, I'm pretty tired of people knocking on the door trying to sell me stuff, especially as we have 3 dogs that all go bonkers everytime which is chaos. I've even considered making a notice for the door along the lines of...

"ATTENTION!
We don't want any double glazing
We dont require any religious instruction
We have not got any free shit to give away
No, we are not giving away that "scrap" car in our garden
And NO I do not want to change my fucking electricity provider
Howerever, if you have a spare pair of balls my dogs I will gladly get my dogs to chew them off for you."

Some of them are really fucking cheaky as well. One electricity seller when I said we are not interested in changing our provider (I've had to say this sentence approx 20 times on my doorstep) said, " so you don't want to pay less for your electricity then?", what could I say but "Yeah that's right, I'm stupid like that" and then he left.

How do you deal with them? Are you polite and respect that they have to earn a living somehow or do you just tell them to gtfo?

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Name, Title, Location Eraserhead . UK United Kingdom Avatar Posts401 Karma Pu5,886.65	Door to door sellers Me, I'm pretty tired of people knocking on the door trying to sell me stuff, especially as we have 3 dogs that all go bonkers everytime which is chaos. I've even considered making a notice for the door along the lines of... "ATTENTION! We don't want any double glazing We dont require any religious instruction We have not got any free shit to give away No, we are not giving away that "scrap" car in our garden And NO I do not want to change my fucking electricity provider Howerever, if you have a spare pair of balls my dogs I will gladly get my dogs to chew them off for you." Some of them are really fucking cheaky as well. One electricity seller when I said we are not interested in changing our provider (I've had to say this sentence approx 20 times on my doorstep) said, " so you don't want to pay less for your electricity then?", what could I say but "Yeah that's right, I'm stupid like that" and then he left. How do you deal with them? Are you polite and respect that they have to earn a living somehow or do you just tell them to gtfo?

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